Wild autofellatio isn’t just something in the animal kingdom: your autofellatio guide to reasoning
When people think of “wild autofellatio” or “autofellatio in the wild,” we tend to have our minds wondering which “animals” actually perform this act in the wild.
What really lives in nature? Well, we did it once. Our ancestors have shown that we all live in the “wild” state. In fact, some of us still do.
Some of us also seem to forget that we are, in fact, animals too. Perhaps because most of us no longer live like “wild animals.” But many of our animal friends also live with us. Dogs, birds, cats and the like.
People can perform most acts of self-love if they are trained in the proper methodology. The problem is that since “Man” has become too domesticated, like our pets, most of us have lost the ability to do such things.
Part of this is because we have tended to gain weight due to our domestication. Another factor is that we sit for too long periods of time that the bodies were not designed or built for. This alters the normal “posture” of our body. When posture is affected in this way, it compromises the ability of the spine and joints to function properly.
We are also less physically active. We let the machines do our work for us and now we even let the machines do our work for us. We walk and run on hard surfaces that our feet, legs, and pelvis were not designed for. We wear high heels that shorten our calves and Achilles tendons and affect the rest of our body.
We eat refined and processed foods that inhibit our bodies from working properly. It does this by not giving the body the natural foods we were designed to eat. Have you ever looked at a bag of white flour? It is enriched, bleached and refined. Its real nutritional value is almost nil. Studies show that rats fed enriched flour died faster than rats that were not fed enriched flour. Now, that’s something to think about the next time you eat a piece of bread.
If you offer a gorilla a banana that grew naturally and ripened only with your left hand. Then he offered her a banana, with his right hand, which was picked before ripening, and was artificially ripened in a methane chamber, what happens?
You will ALWAYS take the natural banana first, even if it is smaller. Think about that the next time you buy fruit.
Humans are so out of touch with nature that it is criminal. Even gorillas are smarter than us.
What other things affect our ability to autofellatio? How about stress? Of course, stress is a huge factor in our natural capacity toward autosexuality. Mental stress, that is. Stress manifests itself in tension and knots in our muscles and ligaments. This reduces functionality. Our joints are under intense and unfortunate stress that hampers their ability to function properly and allow us proper mobility.
Physical stress must also be taken into account. Find a postal carrier that has been delivering mail, on foot, for the past twenty years. Examine your posture and physical alignment. This is what happens if you carry a mail bag on one shoulder for that long.
How about lifting objects incorrectly? Do you slouch in a chair? Weak abdominal muscles … The list is endless.
Is it so hard to ask yourself why more people are not doing autocunnilingus or autofellatio these days?
However, today, people who can perform such acts are considered “wicked”.
That’s a pretty bleak blanket to throw over a group of animals that, in most cases, could perform such feats, if only they lived more natural lives.
It would be all of us.
Kimi kalfino
